Chapter 2 – The most important work for a butler is to embarrass his beloved princess

“…Mmm, ~~~~~~~~”

Lying on the bed, Princess Krell hugged her pillow with all her might and let out an inarticulate scream, writhing in agony. She’s breathing slowly in a three-beat rhythm to try to alleviate the pain, but that’s a breathing method pregnant women use to mitigate pain. Of course, Princess Krell is definitely not in labor. So I’d appreciate it if she stopped.  

I stared fixedly at my master twisting in pain on the bed, searing that sight into my eyes and memory,… Read the rest

With a sighing nod, I faced the director.

“My magical key is- the Guardian Shield Key. Its rank is Sixth Heaven’s Key. None stand above me in protection.”

There. This time we finally left the exhibit room.

The director still seemed to have more to say, but suppressed his desires well, and together with Erne beside him, continued bowing until our figures disappeared day too.”

“Will that be alright?”

“Yes. With an imperial treasure being targeted, I as royalty and a magician feel obligated to lend my assistance as well. That’s fine, right Roth?”

“As you command, my lord.”

If … Read the rest

“Sincerest apologies. You’re completely right, it was inexcusable discourtesy to one of your standing. Please impose any punishment on me.”

Hearing the apologetic words, Princess Krell frantically waved both hands.

“Th-that’s fine! Rather, we’re the ones at fault for dropping by so suddenly… Let’s call it even, alright? Roth, that’s fine with you too, right?”

“If that is how you judge it, Princess, I have no objections. However, might I ask your reason for remaining in this room, Director?”

“I-I see…”

The director nodded over and over, a blind spot. Really, those entrusted with many valuable items should be able … Read the rest

She seemed about to really start crying… Ah, there are teardrops in her eyes.

…No helping it. I don’t want to lose any more time, and most of all, being cried at is annoying.

After telling Princess Krell to wait, I left the wheelchair and approached the woman with a hopeless expression, plastering a lie-filled smile on and touching her cheek.

“It’s fine not to have excessive anxiety. Many people are afraid, but Princess Krell is a very kind person. She absolutely won’t cause any danger. And if by some chance you happen to incur her wrath, I’m by her … Read the rest

At the princess’s doubtful gaze, I feigned ignorance. Lies are also one of a butler’s weapons. If I can’t keep a straight face I can’t call myself capable and first-class.

Perhaps sensing that pushing wouldn’t change my answer from experience, the princess heaved a big sigh and then changed the subject.

“We, well, got quite off track but… Is it alright to just suddenly visit like this? I think it’s very rude to show up without notice.”

“Don’t worry. I contacted them beforehand before leaving the mansion, and they’re closing the museum this afternoon. There are no visitors.”

“Going so … Read the rest

I will assume you are using a wooden carriage, based on it making creaking sounds. The wooden carriages circulating in the imperial capital use high quality timber, so try coating it with honey and leaving it in the forest overnight. Come early morning, many rhinoceros beetles will gather, awakening your boyish spirit. Also, if stag beetles gather and start gnawing the carriage, you can expect it to lighten, and when pulled by the horse it should reach the same speed as when a boy notices his mother’s footsteps and hurriedly throws his dirty books under the bed. I personally want … Read the rest

Chapter 1 – Rarely, the box contains important troublesome letters

The Carreralonde Empire, where the bloodline of the first emperor who took the throne about 100 years ago has ruled the country for generations.

Looking back on the history of this country, it can be seen that the number of civil wars and riots is overwhelmingly large compared to surrounding countries. One of the reasons is thought to be that the king from over 100 years ago imposed oppressive policies such as heavy taxes, which greatly provoked resistance from his own citizens. If he had considered the lives of his … Read the rest

Prologue

“Princess, your mind remains quite small, it seems,” I said plainly, without changing my expression at all.

“I thought you were clumsy in movement, thinking, and personality, but lack of dexterity has been added to your distinctive traits.”

“Oh…”

The young girl with long, pale hair sitting in the wheelchair before me clenched her fists on her lap and avoided my gaze, seeming filled with regret. It appears she feels bad about something.

I looked away from the girl and glanced around the room.

Overall, it gives a dark impression.

The curtains and carpet are black, and a large … Read the rest